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zippylarue
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:19 pm
I think it's the heat of summer Mae......just wait for Fall and Winter and re-open, shippies will be clammering for some hot oil massages then!

Zip I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:55 pm
maeflowers wrote:
kidshelleen51 wrote:
^^^^^^ I love this. love It reminds me of my days hanging out in front of the male strip club waiting for the bachelorette parties to finish.
Crazy will get all the ladies worked up, the drinks will have their effect, and in the morning one (or two) of them wakes up next to me. closed door affraid Lauging

It ain't easy being a gigolo, but it has its moments.



Let me get this straight.. are you saying it doesn't matter to you where the ladies get their appetite from...as long as they dine at Shelleen's place, is that correct. Lauging



I think you get my drift. Don't matter how you get there as long as you get there.

And the Kid don't need no help
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:57 pm
maeflowers wrote:
Now I know why Shannon Tweed has stayed with him so "long"


I know...who'd of thunk that makeup on a guy could be such a turn-on for some women?!?
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:26 pm
linmar wrote:
maeflowers wrote:
Now I know why Shannon Tweed has stayed with him so "long"


I know...who'd of thunk that makeup on a guy could be such a turn-on for some women?!?


Surely you jest. Lauging Lauging Lauging Lauging Lauging Lauging
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:38 pm
zippylarue wrote:
I think it's the heat of summer Mae......just wait for Fall and Winter and re-open, shippies will be clammering for some hot oil massages then!

Zip I love you



Oh yeah, the heat of the summer, men jogging on the pathways barely clothed, or driving around in convertables with the top down, naked to the waist.....no wonder people get into fender benders faint
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:39 pm
linmar wrote:
maeflowers wrote:
Now I know why Shannon Tweed has stayed with him so "long"


I know...who'd of thunk that makeup on a guy could be such a turn-on for some women?!?




It wasn't the make-up I was referring to Lauging
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Tue Jul 01, 2008 11:41 pm
kidshelleen51 wrote:
maeflowers wrote:
kidshelleen51 wrote:
^^^^^^ I love this. love It reminds me of my days hanging out in front of the male strip club waiting for the bachelorette parties to finish.
Crazy will get all the ladies worked up, the drinks will have their effect, and in the morning one (or two) of them wakes up next to me. closed door affraid Lauging

It ain't easy being a gigolo, but it has its moments.



Let me get this straight.. are you saying it doesn't matter to you where the ladies get their appetite from...as long as they dine at Shelleen's place, is that correct. Lauging



I think you get my drift. Don't matter how you get there as long as you get there.

And the Kid don't need no help




Oh trust me Kid,.... not for one second would I think you need help in that area....
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:43 pm
Can I make an appointment or is this a walk-in establishment? I'm having a legally blond crisis here! Gotta' get the nails done... uh, wrong place. Ok, ok... how about a good foot massage and umm, do you polish toe nails? Lauging ...finding my little one might be a problem. Lord, why did I have to have such small toes?

A back massage would be nice.
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:07 am
Oh yes we do toes here, and you can get a good foot massage too.
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:30 pm
crazylegs wrote:
Oh yes we do toes here, and you can get a good foot massage too.


Wondeful! What time you want me?
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:38 pm
....A good foot massage can be better than sex
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:44 pm
I guess I never had a GOOD one then! Rolling Eyes

GBU!
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:20 pm
Mae, I have a problem. I'm an employee of the massage parlour but I don't know where it is and people are wanting to set up times for appointments.
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:47 pm
Oh I am so sorry....no wonder I have no customers....silly me. Just find your way to the sun deck, you will see the pool to your left, keep going until you reach Topsider's Bar, by the way I think Twisted Sister is interested in taking over as manager...sshh its supposed to be a secret. Anyhow, you will then come to the end of the hall, turn right.....you should see a lime green neon sign flashing " Mae's Place" .. and thats me.

Let me know what you think of the place?
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:23 am
You'll have to forgive me Mae, but I'm too busy to take over. I'm about to go scouting for some of those Lighthouse gummies. Lauging Lauging Lauging Lauging
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:26 am
No, I wasn't speaking of you taking over managing the massage parlour, I was referring to you taking over at Topsider's Bar & Grill....I hear their looking for a new mamager
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:38 am
maeflowers wrote:
No, I wasn't speaking of you taking over managing the massage parlour, I was referring to you taking over at Topsider's Bar & Grill....I hear their looking for a new mamager


Like it says on my POF profile headline: "I'm an astronaut and I own this bar". Lauging Lauging Lauging Lauging
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PostSubject: Re: Maeflowers Massage Parlor   Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:07 am
maeflowers wrote:
Oh I am so sorry....no wonder I have no customers....silly me. Just find your way to the sun deck, you will see the pool to your left, keep going until you reach Topsider's Bar, by the way I think Twisted Sister is interested in taking over as manager...sshh its supposed to be a secret. Anyhow, you will then come to the end of the hall, turn right.....you should see a lime green neon sign flashing " Mae's Place" .. and thats me.

Let me know what you think of the place?


I'll report for duty first thing Monday morning.
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